4 definitions by Disturbed1

An erect penis.
see also boner,stiffy etc.
'When Bob saw Jenny by the pool in her bikini he got a big Hard-On'
'When my dog licks my balls i get a Hard-On'
by Disturbed1 November 23, 2003
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"Did you see the turbans those curries were wearing? Maybe they are terrorists"
by Disturbed1 November 23, 2003
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When one individual licks the asshole of another human being, usually in the morning.
Good Morning...now roll over and I'll give you a hobo expresso.
by Disturbed1 November 4, 2004
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