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Frosted Mini Wheats 

God's glorious creation
Jesus Christ: And I bestow upon thee Frosted Mini Wheats

mini wheats

sweet nickname for a person, of smaller stature.
mini wheats by MikeMcLaughlin October 27, 2005

soggy mini wheats

An unexplainable procedure mini wheats go through if you don't eat them fast enough.
OH SHIT, BRAH. I have soggy mini wheats now, thanks to not paying attention to them on over half an hour.
soggy mini wheats by JHSGAMY November 24, 2006

Shredded Like Mini Wheats 

Being insanely ripped, defined, muscular, veiny, and/ or striated. In a simpler sense, extremely shredded.
Direct reference to the shredded wheat cereals.
Jenna/ X Factor: Qin and Nickolitus, We're so dripping. No CF anywhere.

Qin: That's cause we're shredded like mini wheats.

Nickolitus: Just Look at our six packs.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026