canivorous 

Someone who's diet consists of cannabis and cannabis containing foods.

"Jesus man, you eat meat? That's wrong"
'Nah, this is a cannaburger.'
"What the fuck is a cannaburger?"
'It's made entirely out of cannabis, kinda like a soy burger.'
"So you made a burger made entirely of weed?"
'Well it can be made of any cannabis products. I'm canivorous.'
"That burger, is entirely weed?"
'Yeah man...sure...but I'm canivorous.'
"Jesus Christ... Hey man, I'm.. ah, hungry, mind if I --"

canivorous by Kieran King October 21, 2007

canivorous 

A person who only eats canned foods.

"Honey, pizza sound good?"
"Sweetheart, you know I am canivorous. Let's pop open a can of beans instead."

canivorous by steve freund October 4, 2007

Carnivorous Cavern 

n: a vagina that likes to eat hard cock. Reasoning is that it's wet & dark in there and most vaginas crave the cock to swallow.

Timmy's penis went hard from seeing this fine ass bitch get naked. He then proceeded to take a chance & plunge his cock into her carnivorous cavern. After several medium paced strokes he burst a load in which the carnivorous cavern was craving the most. Now hopefully a walking ejaculation doesn't result or burning sensation.

Carnivorous Cavern by Trees DT November 2, 2011

Carnivorous Cum Cave 

A Vagina

Sally has one mean Carnivorous Cum Cave

Carnivorous Cum Cave by Roboticus August 25, 2008

craneivorous

a male who use the art of origami paper cranes to prey on women.

unlike sadako, Sam had no altruistic motive in his paper crane making. His paper crane construction was simple and advanced form of the pick up line. A craneivorous act.

craneivorous by Anthonyjs April 8, 2008

carnivorous 

meat-eater,flesh eating animal
carnivore

Lions and tigers are carnivorous.
A hawk and falcon are aloso carnivorous animals.

carnivorous by Cassidt Thirtin November 21, 2006

Carnivorous Sheep 

Something that's seemingly innocent but really isn't.

That kitten has rabies, it's a carnivorous sheep.

Carnivorous Sheep by honeybeehave October 8, 2011