blootix

Sexual union between two organisms, oftentimes homosexual; An instance where two homosexuals, usually male, are engaging in sexual activity; Infinitive form: To bloot.

"Dude, I can't believe that your mom caught us in mid-blootix!"
"I'm inclined to think that my butthurt is a direct result of your surprise blootix last night."

blootix by zackary January 3, 2009

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Blootie

A blootie is the combination of bloody and cootie.

Use it when referring to a girl being on her period.

Gross... That chick has a blootie. I'm not fucking her.

Blootie by Ben 317 Pro December 15, 2011

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blootix • bloorixcontomerary • Blootie

bloorixcontomerary

That moment when you realize you left a tampon in for 17 hours.

A total insufferable fuckwit moment.

Uterus 1: the little bitch is having a bloorixcontomerary. she better not kill me.
Uterus 2: lmao yeah. prepare to die

bloorixcontomerary by aanikaelle October 1, 2019

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Blooties

Panty style bloomers.

Jodi updated her underwear to Blooties, hopeful that they will not show through her leggings.

Blooties by Shunt89 September 14, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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