poogey

It's an Imaginary Character known throughout the world. This so called 'paper dude' was originated from Canada. He has a small head, with little horns, with a red shirt. He has a best friend, BippyT_T.

"Poogey, where are you?!"

poogey by Chilly Pie September 29, 2007

Pooey Transaction 

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

poogene 

one exalted or revered as supremely good. stud of the earth.

the poogene of the ancient world ruled over the heavens, the earth, the sea's

poogene by james3257 December 4, 2010

poopey kramp

The sudden wave of attack from a future shit that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. A massive shit generally follows. Also known as a PK.

Sorry I'm late. I just had a massive pk.

If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!

poopey kramp by gofr March 28, 2008

pogey 

Canadian: Unemployment Insurance

I lost my job, but I'm still collecting pogey.

pogey by Smelly May 13, 2003

Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.

"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"

Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008

Pooey 

Slang for someone who stinks like shit or has terrible drip.

Often associated with the term “ya pooey”.

“Angus you pooey cunt, your drip is Terrible”
“Fuck up angus you are so pooey, I can smell you from here”

Pooey by Diz 😼 July 9, 2021