SHIP'S CANNON

When a guy wips his dick out of your pants & it's so short- it looks like a ships cannon.
Piss was all over the top of the urinal because the guy was handleing a ship's cannon.
by Detroit_Luie October 18, 2007
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Heating up your ships main cannon

Masturbation,jerking off (usually males)
Child: *fapfapfap*
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK
by BJC2002 April 20, 2012
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