To artificially make something simple appear more complicated and difficult to understand for the purpose of job security or ego gratification. "He burched that code so he's the only one who knows how to fix it and they cant fire him." Conversely, frequently used by marsh-mellow brains incapable of abstract or logical thought, or amateurs who only understand the rudimentary aspects of their profession to justify their incompetence.
"My professor with his highfalutin PhD in Chemistry burched the procedure for making nitroglycerin when he showed us in class, claiming that it was highly unstable. So I skipped the nonessential burched steps when I mixed the nitric acid with the sulfuric acid. BTW, someone blew up my apartment building last night and I am in Intensive Care at the hospital."
by R.K. Surgeon October 2, 2013
A state of total and utter inebriation to the point where one loses complete control of their faculties, causes injury to themselves, and wakes up with no recollection of the previous day's happenings.
by &e FUN March 12, 2016
When your extremely high. You won't be able to walk or talk. It takes some white widow or bomb-ass dro (the kind that smells like pine cones) to get you burched.
by Blazin'88 September 11, 2007
To Burch, Burching, Burcher;
To totally suck the life out of a party or joke, or to even complain about something glorious that has happened to you.
To totally suck the life out of a party or joke, or to even complain about something glorious that has happened to you.
Example 1:
"Man my wedges are ready way to quickly"
"man stop Burching"
Example 2:
"wow this is the best party i have ever been too"
"The music is a bit loud"
"why must you burch"
Example 3:
"OMG I got a free nugget, someone better get fired for this, it is a complete waste of product"
"you are such a burcher"
"Man my wedges are ready way to quickly"
"man stop Burching"
Example 2:
"wow this is the best party i have ever been too"
"The music is a bit loud"
"why must you burch"
Example 3:
"OMG I got a free nugget, someone better get fired for this, it is a complete waste of product"
"you are such a burcher"
by Nayff June 5, 2014
Burch·ing
Verb
1. To be utterly unconcerned about the consequences of some action; without caution; careless
2. To be reckless of danger.
Verb
1. To be utterly unconcerned about the consequences of some action; without caution; careless
2. To be reckless of danger.
Oh my god man I was burching so hard last night.
I was such a Burch last night and (gerned) my face off.
I was burching when I hit that old lady in the face.
That was some burching bakkie driving I was doing last night
I was such a Burch last night and (gerned) my face off.
I was burching when I hit that old lady in the face.
That was some burching bakkie driving I was doing last night
by JarynRingo June 11, 2013
Adj or Noun - to describe a person who has problems with speaking the truth, someone who believes in lies; a person who just loves to argue his point even when he is wrong and making an ass of himself.
Justin : The Big 12 is the best baseball conference in the nation and Texas would win the National League if deemed legal to play professional baseball as a team.
Aaron : Okay Burch.
Hill : Mark and I are not dating!
Cam : Whatever, Burch
Aaron : Okay Burch.
Hill : Mark and I are not dating!
Cam : Whatever, Burch
by oxford bound July 1, 2009
Sucking down someones 2-liter with total disregard of them wanting to ever drink out of that bottle again. Usually confused with a holke- one who normally just sucks down the 2 liters but leaves excess beard-hair on the opening of the bottle.
"Damn, no need to burch the whole bottle of pepsi."
"Rob totally sucks, he burched my sunkist before I could even try it"
"Rob totally sucks, he burched my sunkist before I could even try it"
by ChosenGeet, I'm Geeting. November 25, 2007