Junk Punch

v. The act of punching a person, usually male, in the genital area. Also can be abbreviated to JP.

Stop being an ass or else I'll junk punch you.

by Massimo2112 September 13, 2007

Junk Punch

N. The result of a Mt Dew dependent little kid winding up and socking a male adult in the family jewels.

The stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.

by CruiseDirector February 25, 2010

ninja junk punch

Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.

"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."

by Momo6717 July 22, 2012

Roman Junk Punch

The act of watching your girlfriend stand over another dude head in a mini skirt.

That wasn't just a normal Roman Junk Punch! She was dancing and everything! What a gal.

by streamfiend July 30, 2009