moppled 

The stage of drunkeness just before you get hammered but while you are still able to hold a reasonable conversation and stand up at the same time

I am ever so slightly moppled

moppled by Lisa James September 13, 2007

Mopped the Floor 

To put someone, or something, to complete shame, or humiliation, and to better it in every capacity; to utterly outdo, outperform or outwit. The phrase is used to conjure sentiments of shaming to the point of using that thing for the lowly task of mopping the floor with. Generally used in past, or more rarely, future or prospective tense.

1. Peyton Manning just mopped the floor with Tom Brady.

2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!

3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.

Mopped the Floor by Bloodknight November 24, 2010

mopple 

The noise derived from plunging the penis in and out of an extrordinarily loose and moist vagina, comparable to plunging a mop in and out of a rinse bucket.

I was trying to sleep, but all I could hear was a loud mopple from my friend Vince porking this wet skank he just met, who was kind enough to let us crash at her house.

mopple by Karl's Hungus April 11, 2007

morpledutihog 

noun - mor-plah-due-ti-hog
The elusive Morpledutihog, native to the regions surrounding Nairobi, is similar to a pygmy elephant. The tusks of the morpledutihog may be used for medicinal purposes to cure aids and decapitations. Roaming the african savannah in groups of up to 25, the murplidutihog tend to get picked on by elephants of average size, often recieving swirlies in an oasis, or being spanked with large wooden spoons (or other desert utensils). The morpledutihog is blessed with magical powers, and may, at will, transform into the image of a seductive human supermodel, in order to deter possible hunters or go out for a night on the town.

"Crikey! We've got a beautiful morpledutihog specimen here! Well hello there, little buddy."

morpledutihog by Angus McBeastly January 4, 2007

mopped 

getting the fuck beat out of you; usually by a being of african american descent, nonetheless it could be a caucasian doing the mopping....used to describe the beating of an individual. sometimes people jeer comments during a mopping with trifling remarks such as, "mop, mop, mop, miggity mop, mopmopmopmopmop, miggity mop.)

Damn, dee dee nigga, wacked ass nigga got mopped. D'antwon, you c dhat nigga get dha mop.... daaaaamnn nigga got straight mopped.

mopped by mopmanjones2 December 14, 2010

got mopped 

This is a phrase which is used in order to show the act of putting someone down. It's like when someone says something extremely dumb, leaving himself completely open to insult, and then another person says something which brings shame and utter humiliation
to the person who just said the dumb thing. A third person is then introduced, being responsible to yell the insulting phrase in order to make the first person feel even more stupid.

person 1: Did you see that car? It was ugly!
person 2: Your face is ugly!
person 3: YOU JUST GOT MOPPED!

got mopped by Tomothy November 29, 2004

Wolly mopped 

Wolly mopping or to be molly wopped is where a girl has your hair in one hand and is uppercutting you with the other.

Did you see Natasha she just wolly mopped that girl

Wolly mopped by Rainbowdrops2122 January 9, 2018