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Fit For A Straitjacket 

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straitjacket.
Fit For A Straitjacket by Beauxgrass September 19, 2009

Mexican Straitjacket 

When you wrap an animal (usually a cat) in a towel with just the head sticking out like a burrito
The cat doesn't like his Mexican straitjacket, but he can't claw me while I shove this pill down his throat.
Mexican Straitjacket by blacktie November 28, 2012

straitjacket feelin' 

when you are stuck between wanting and not wanting someone in a relationship... when you are ready to just throw your hands up but cant because they are binded together for the love that you have for the person.. you all in all just dont know what to do.. an utter state of confusion in love for a person your in a relationship with..
Whats the matter?

It's Tim. I don't know what to do sometimes.

What do you mean?

Have you ever had a straitjacket feelin'?

Yes OMG. you just need to talk it out, thats all.

Crotchless Straitjacket 

A sexy piece of alternative lingerie distinct in its restriction of the arms and lack of crotch coverage. Originating in China, this unique garment is both rare and valuable.
Zaang bought Barbara an eighth of boomers and a crotchless straitjacket for Christmas. They both ate the boomers, Zaang had a wonderful time using the crotchless straitjacket, and hopefully Barbara will not be pressing charges.
Crotchless Straitjacket by rutard December 5, 2009

Straitjacket 

Goes great with my white shoes.
He looks nice in his straitjacket, a little constrained though.
Straitjacket by Hjkgfdcbh March 1, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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