portabello
sick look at that portabello
portabello by DNT September 18, 2003
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Portobello belt
Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep
Portobello belt by Roobeer September 22, 2020
portabelly
A protruding lower potbelly that hangs over your belt-line. Used to store the excess food that no human could possibly hold in their actual stomach.
Sam-"Theres no way he could eat six Double Deckers in one sitting!"
Tom-"He is probably holding three of them in his portabelly."
Tom-"He is probably holding three of them in his portabelly."
portabelly by Mr.Dr.PHD. July 12, 2011
Old Spice Portobello
When you grease up your ballsack with deodorant and smack it on someones car. Deodorant is best used for the greasy sack stamp thats left behind.
“Man that guy pissed me off”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”
“Well what you going to do about it Tim?”
“im gonna grease up my ballsack and smack my old spice portobello grease stamp on his fucking car!”
Old Spice Portobello by W33DMAN420 January 21, 2019
Portabelly
The man of your dreams, the guy who kicks ass and doesn't take no an answer. Porta stands for Portal, when you go out with him you'll step into a portal of reality that is unrivaled. Belly cause that you gonna eat good hanging with this man. Give him a try, give the Portabelly a slap.
Portabelly by TheCrewTO January 30, 2021
portabella mushroom
When a guy presses his cock on a mirror and says "I want to be a steak", this is a portabella mushroom
portabella mushroom by slutties_chix_on_met April 24, 2005