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bunker monkey 

a young child that volunteers their services and/or time to the operation of a paintball or reball facility.
I'v got 3 bunker monkeys reffing today.
bunker monkey by bunker monkey August 29, 2007

Bunker money 

The level of wealth people achieve that affords them the ability to build bunkers in case of a human extinction event.
Yo Dilbert made like $10m this year man. Dude has straight bunker money yo.
Bunker money by WalterChronKite February 1, 2024

Monkey Bunked 

When something dies in a cool/embarrassing/funny way

When a monkey gets bunked
"You just got Monkey Bunked!"

"Dude, Ford just got Monkey Bunked!"
Monkey Bunked by Skylineclark January 30, 2022

Bunkermonkey 

When one paintball player routinely runs up to a bunker that another paintball players from the opposite team is hiding behind and shoots them from a very close range.
Player 1:
"Did you see that guy run up and bunker all those guys?"
Player 2:
"Yeah, hes a bunkermonkey for sure!"
Bunkermonkey by ArgentForce February 19, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026