Johnny and his mates were stuck out on the boat drinking when one of them needed to take a dump. He had to do it in a bucket because they didn't have a working toilet. After jumping off the boat in the morning and wading back through to the shore (hungover) he is taking the bucket back up to the house to somehow dispose of the poo. He sets the bucket down and a few kids come running up to ask him what hes caught. Johnny grins at them and says 'Moonfish!' and laughs as they run over to take a look.
Sleepy Joe said "Son don't tell me to not buy ice cream so Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences" because the ice cream truck was arriving and Sleepy didn't care what the conservative boy said
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.