A very, very rare breed of
rattlesnake that is native to Willacoochee, GA., although it has been spotted in Vero Beach, FL. This rare breed has been cursed with an overactive sex drive combined with an
extremely small
reproductive organ. So small in fact that it is completely pointless for it to even try mating, even though that's his only goal in life.
Hey Willie! Why is that Willacoochee Wattle Snake chasing that other snake with the huge backside? Well....
Unfortunately, the Willacoochee has no idea that its
reproductive organ is so small that it cant even
penetrate the female. Its very sad Willie.