hamstring

To cause one to not be able to move, walk, or function. To immobilize someone, to make someone powerless. (taken from the literal practice of cutting with a knife an animal's or person's hamstring muscle) past tense - hamstrung

The lack of investors will hamstring my efforts to move the project forward.

I was hamstrung by the flu prior to the marathon.

hamstring by irzapper August 18, 2007

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Hamstring

A crude term for "penis".

Girl: I will karate chop you right in the hamstring!
Guy: Jesus, that's a crude term for a penis.
Girl: Omg lol i don't even know what to do with you.

Hamstring by Dekrepit90 June 9, 2016

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hamstring stretch standing

Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.

Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.

1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.

2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.

hamstring stretch standing by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009