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goof juice 

Semen ejaculated directly into a woman's mouth, vagina, (a.k.a Hoo-hah) or any other orifice. Often used in a comedic sense, can also turn a woman on to oral sex at the prospect of being "juicy."
Your hoo-hah got pumped with goof juice all last weekend.
goof juice by Nickolii April 26, 2006
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Goof Juice 

PG-13 version of the word semen or cum.
Yeah last night I shot my goof juice into her hoo-hah
Goof Juice by 8urningStarIV August 17, 2007

goof juice 

Goof juice comes from the fact that most people turn into goofs during and after drinking cheap wine.
Todd only has to have a few glasses of goof juice to get the same effect as drinking a case of beer.
goof juice by Magster November 9, 2004

goofjuice 

from David Feintuch's Seafort Saga, name of a highly addictive drug; mild expletive with similar usage to "nonsense" or "bullshit".
Don't listen to that pile of goofjuice.
goofjuice by blogstress July 29, 2008

Goofjuice 

From David Feintuch's Seafort Saga, name of a highly addictive drug; mild expletive with similar usage to "nonsense" or "bullshit".

Don't listen to that pile of goofjuice.
Goofjuice by blogstress July 25, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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