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KPH (Konichis Per Hour.

KPH is a term (relating to Kilometers Per Hour, where faster is generally better) used to describe events and/or objects that add fun, entertainment or a positive spin to a gathering of friends/relatives/homies.

It would also be acceptable to use KPM (Konichis Per Minute - relating to a tachometer in an automobile) in a sense of describing something that's "revving up" the activity at hand.
"We have to grab some Keystones to add some extra KPH!"
KPH by cr00kedview August 3, 2007
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A KPH is a way of measuring speed. One KPH is equal to and somtimes greater than the speed of light. In some regions it's compared to 5x the speed of Paul. It defies the laws of physics
Wow look at that guy he is going 4x the speed of Paul, that's almost one KPH
KPH by Some dude 87 September 1, 2013
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KPH kphoria kphunt KPHX 500 kph
The speed that a person runs to get a charger when his/her phone is on 1%
Oh snap, did you see her run 500 kph to get her charger.
500 kph by UDIMF August 10, 2021
The ICAO airport code for "Phoenix Sky Harbor International"
City: Phoenix
State: Arizona
Country: USA
KPHX by +ICAO+ June 5, 2004
Person Lacking in manners, rude or abnoxious behaviour
That Kphunt, cut me off on Interstate 5
kphunt by Tyrone Simmons July 20, 2006
*sweet dreams riff starts playing"
Jon: "Hey bro, do you know what a Kphoria is?"
Kevin: "..."
*sweet dreams riff starts playing"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026