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KPH
KPH (Konichis Per Hour.

KPH is a term (relating to Kilometers Per Hour, where faster is generally better) used to describe events and/or objects that add fun, entertainment or a positive spin to a gathering of friends/relatives/homies.

It would also be acceptable to use KPM (Konichis Per Minute - relating to a tachometer in an automobile) in a sense of describing something that's "revving up" the activity at hand.
"We have to grab some Keystones to add some extra KPH!"
by cr00kedview July 27, 2007