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Magneted 

When you are drawn to an object that you can't resist.
Boy: Where did you put the chocolate mom?
Mom: I put them in my bag...
Boy: Oh, is that so I don't get magneted to them?
Magneted by urb_wright October 11, 2022

USA Magnited States of America 

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.
Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

Magnetted 

Being drawn in to something; someone. Having a great personality which people adore.
I was magnetted to her wonderful radiance.
Magnetted by RJB9999 June 18, 2012

Magnered 

To screw something up and seamlessly blame it on someone else saving your own skin.
"I'm not sure what happened to the typicals, they must have gotten Magnered."
Magnered by spunkmunster October 12, 2013

Magented 

Information overload of the brain causing everything to look a shade of purple and not make sense.
your magented mate!

I have to stop work everything is Turing magented.
Magented by Pocketjem January 6, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026