notwork 

A network that is often down or unreliable; syn. wordnetbreak/word.

My network is down so often it is a netbreak.

notwork by Trafton September 14, 2003

Notwork 

The network that I normally use to 'lug' along the disinformation super-hypeway!

A.k.a. WWW (World Wide Wait!)/ (Wait Wait Wait!).

Whenever the notwork hits a 'dirt-road', I just want to put my fist in my compooper!

Notwork by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

Playstation Notwork

(noun) (puh-lay-stay-shun naht-work)

The loving term given to Playstation Network after the recent outages on Sony's online gaming platform.

Hey do you wanna play Portal 2 tonight? Oh wait, we can't do it on the Playstation Notwork.

Playstation Notwork by TheXDriver May 22, 2011

Playstation Notwork

A period of time in 2011 when the PSN got hacked and for lack of better terms, "didn't work".
This event is the closest we have had to an apocalypse; nerds raged for weeks on end, some switched to xbox...and in extreme cases, some hung themselves in their basement. But some got lives and actually got out of the house.

"Playstation network? Nah man it's more like Playstation Notwork."
LMAO

Playstation Notwork by THSxXxOakleyxXx June 18, 2011

PlayStation Notwork (PSN) 

Since the PSN (Playstation Network) outage many PSN users call PSN Playstation Notwork because the network is not working.

Guy 1:Hey have you heard about the problem with Playstation Network?

Girl 1:You mean PlayStation Notwork (PSN)?

PlayStation Notwork (PSN) by DailyUrbanSlangHelp June 5, 2011

Playstation Notwork

What ones would call the Playstation network these past few weeks.

I woke up hoping to hop on PSN and blast some niggas in Battlefield, but it turns out i was still logged in to the Playstation Notwork.

Playstation Notwork by dee.signs June 7, 2011

Cartoon NOTwork 

A TV network that mainly shows reruns of Scooby Doo, Bugs Bunny, and other old shows. It also shows mutilated-for-American-TV anime shows like Dragonball Z, {Yu Yu Hakusho], and Gundam, in addition to shitty attempts at anime such as the Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, and Totally Spies. To add insult to injury, the network even has a piece-of-shit late night block called Adult Swim which still shows kiddie shows like Futurama, Home Movies, and Inuyasha.

see Cartoon Network for better definitions.

Cartoon Network sucks so bad, I called to have it removed from my TV channel lineup.

Cartoon NOTwork by true October 17, 2003