Anything that’s not just bad, but shit-like, actively rotting in mediocrity, leaving a stench of cringe that lingers. It’s mid on steroids, but with the added bonus of making you question humanity.
• God, this song is actually BOOTECH, just painfully mid and forgettable.
• Bro, you’re being so BOOTECH right now, cringey takes all around.
• That movie? Pure BOOTECH, total waste of two hours.
• Her outfit’s BOOTECH AF, looks
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!