dry lander 

1. The act of purposefully passing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.

Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.

My conversation with Mary was going so well that I was forced to pull a dry lander.

dry lander by Lord Berling July 28, 2007

Dylander 

Because guys named Dylan are always a pricks. Also the only guys with enough ego to call themselves an extension of their real name, aka Dylander.

He said his name was Dylan and then smiled. I knew he was a Dylander from the start.

Dylander by WaddleLove August 8, 2018

Dylander 

A really old man who is very familiar with “traditional” American values (i.e Guns, Trucks, fishing, Hard liquor, etc. )

Person1:My grandpa fought in the Vietnam war and goes hunting all the time!

Person2: Hmm. He seems like a Dylander.

Dylander by BigDawgBronson December 20, 2024

Dylander 

An older right-wing man who is a stereotypical enthusiast of “Traditional” American values such as Guns, fishing, liquor, football, etc.

Person1: my grandpa fought in the Vietnam war and listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Person2: he sounds like a Dylander to me.

Dylander by BigDawgBronson December 20, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004