beer fort 

Remember the good ol' days at the age of 9 when building forts was awesome? A Beer Fort is a fort constructed while drunk. The fort can be made of many other materials than just pillows and blankets because, as adults, we have access to money, power tools, and lumber yards...as well as beer kegs.

Hey altalp! Check out this killer beer fort we made!

beer fort by HerrKenny July 27, 2007

Beerfort Scale 

A tangible measure of sea roughness in a storm defined by the movement of your beer on the bar of your North Sea ferry to Amsterdam

Blimey mate, I reckon it's beerfort scale 8 tonight, I had to be like Joe Root in the slips to catch that Moretti!!

Beerfort Scale by Crookesie December 27, 2023