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Umberamber 

Is an androgynous stuffed giraffe who loves to cuddle. Even though it smells like a gas station, the smell still reminds you of comfort and makes you happy. It likes longs walks on the beach and can down a whole keg of vodka in two seconds. It speaks in high voice that is somewhat like an elderly chipmunk. Don't get in his way when he is hungry, and especially when he is hungry for furry caterpillars.
Dave: is that a talking stuffed giraffe downing a keg of vodka?
Paul: yeah! That's Umberamber!
Umberamber by Philldavill January 17, 2018
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The Umbramagister 

The Umbramagister (noun)

/ˈəm-brə-ˌma-jis-tər/

The master of shadows and illusions; a being who commands the unseen forces of the night with unparalleled prowess. Capable of manipulating darkness to cloak their presence, summon shadow minions, and even step between dimensions through portals of pure shadow.

A figure shrouded in mystery and legend, known for bending reality to their will. The Umbramagister can weave intricate illusions that deceive all five senses, and possesses the power to extract and manipulate the fears and desires of those around them, often walking the fine line between savior and trickster.

A title whispered in hushed tones, embodying both awe and fear. The Umbramagister can influence minds, turning foes into allies, and has an uncanny ability to foresee and alter future events. Those who encounter The Umbramagister are forever changed, but the true nature of this enigmatic being remains elusive. One should always strive to keep an eye on him, for if one does not, he may vanish, leaving only whispers in the dark.
"Legend has it that The Umbramagister once walked through walls of shadow to save an entire village from an impending doom."

"You may think you see him, but if you blink, The Umbramagister might vanish, leaving only a chill in the air."

"The Umbramagister's illusions are so powerful that they can make you question your own reality."

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008