douchtache 

A mustache worn by a douchebag.

Frankie Muniz is trying so hard to grow a douchtache, but he just can't!

douchtache by anne copperdink July 19, 2007

douchestache 

Douchestache: sparcially grown or overgrown facial hair combined with an overall douchebag personality.

There's that dude with the 1 week douchestache hitting on my girlfriend again. I ran him off an hour ago.

douchestache by Darth Jerome September 21, 2006

douchbauchery 

Excessive indulgence in being a douche.

Come on man, stop this douchbauchery already, you've been being a dick all damn night.

douchbauchery by HoboMiracleMan1 August 7, 2009

Douchachussetts 

place where douche bags hail from

Hey, that guy Greg must be from Douchachussetts.

Douchachussetts by Pain4Lyfe!!! July 10, 2010

Douchebachery 

An action that only a very large douchebag would perform.

Jessie, I'm so tired fo your douchebachery!

Douchebachery by Brivan December 9, 2008

douchebachery 

Extreme indulgence in acting like a douche. Usually this action is effected in front of others, without concern on how one is perceived, whom these actions affect or consequences in general.

Guy #1: "You should have seen it, dude. I totally made that virgin fall for me, fucked her and then dumped her in the worst way, in front of the whole party. It was an epic!"
Guy #2: "Sounds like douchebachery of Charlie Sheen proportions."

douchebachery by Ginkgo00 January 3, 2013

Douchebachery 

Seduction from virtue or duty by an abrupt often chastening shock to the nerves, emotions, or awareness. to put douche and debauchery together.

That guy Jeremy B. is still trying to douchebacherize the ladies with his douchebachery.

Douchebachery by MotherTeresa415 June 13, 2010