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ba-wango 

The best thing to shout when hockey player gets hit to the extent that he is injured or knocked unconscious. Trademark yell of Canadian legend hockey announcer Don Cherry when viewing said hit, or voicing the character "Don" in the cartoon "Zeroman".
1. (When showing Scott Stevens's hit on Paul Kariya)"BA-WANNGGOOOOO!!"

2. (Calmly discussing Kasparitis's jaw-smasher on Lindros)"...and you see there, you know, he's got his head down, and well, ba-wango."
ba-wango by BrianGB July 15, 2007
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wang ba dan

Chinese for a egg (son) of a turtle; similar to SOB but with a slightly longer history. Origins vary, but the most popular theory is that comes from wang ba duan (忘八端), which means forgetting filial piety, 'brotherly respect', loyalty, trustworthiness, politeness, justice, honesty and shame. (Being ashamed means you know you did something wrong. Calling someone shameless can be highly offensive.) Incidentally, apart from turtle, wang ba also means someone who wears a green hat.

Though if you're looking for a Chinese translation of SOB, there are better equivalents.
A: Ni zhe (you) hunzhang (shameless) wuchi (shameless) beibi (low) xialiu (seedy) si zazhong (damned mongrel dog) gei wo gun dan (take a hike)!

B: Bi zui (shut up)! Ni zhe ge bu yao lian de (shameless) wang ba dan zhen bu shi dongxi (lower than things)!

Note: Don't copy this or you'll end up in hospital for a year or two.
wang ba dan by Zaijian May 12, 2011
A Chinese insult dating back to the Song dynasty. Literally translated to English as "tortoise", It has a more offensive nuance. Just as tortoises are slow, it is effectively calling someone slow to the extent that they wouldn't recognize it if their spouse was cheating on them.
John: "Hey guys, anyone seen my girlfriend? She hasn't talked to me in a week...

Will: "Wang Ba!"
Wang Ba by 01001100 August 27, 2009

wang ba dan

The exact translation is "Stupid son of a turtle", and it is written as "愚蠢的龟儿子" in simplified Chinese. Equivalent in offensiveness to "stupid son of a bitch" in english
Man 1: Wang ba dan, brother.
Man 2: Aii ya, watch you language!
wang ba dan by JayLeno July 1, 2009
an all-around great word, and can be used at any time. even wen it makes no sense
guy#1:dude i just got laid

guy#2:bawangooooooooo!

guy#2:what?
Bawango by manlyman2 March 1, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026