Transubstantiation 

The conversion of loose teeth (usually deciduous) into money. The underside of a pillow is necessary as a catalyst.

Little Peggy experienced firsthand the miracle of Transubstantiation.

Transubstantiation by varn_ix December 23, 2008

Transubstantiation 

In Christianity, The miraculous effect whereby through the blessing and invocation of a priest the bread and wine of the Communion meal become in a mystical sense the true body and blood of Jesus Christ, while still under the guise of bread and wine.

Transubstantiation by Nohbdy December 8, 2002

transubstantiation 

A complex theological term applied to the process of the substance of bread and wine becoming the true substance of the body and blood of Christ. Transubstantiation only occurs when a validly ordained priest, in communion with the Holy See (i.e.: Rome) licitly celebrates mass according to the dictates of same.

Vaildly ordained priest + mass (ie: words of consecration approved by Holy See) + elements of bread and wine = Body and Blood of Christ via. transubstantiation.

transubstantiation by Ian H. Power July 12, 2007

Transubstantiation 

The transformation of bread and wine to the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Done in the ritual of the mass by Christians. In short, illogical bullshit.

Johnny: "People have been eating Jesus for two thousand years?"
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.

Transubstantiation by Jerry November 15, 2004

transubstantiationalist 

The longest word without the letter "E"

person 1: Have you heard of the word transubstantiationalist?
person 2: No, I haven't
person 1: It's the longest word the letter E
person 2: No one will ever need that information

transubstantiationalist by SovietStarlight97 July 12, 2022