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keystoner 

a person who went to a small school in knox, pa. there favorite activities include getting stoned going to class and eating lunch eating lunch and going to votech or jus skip . then after school getting stoned with friends and chill
i went to keystone and i am a keystoner lol
keystoner by 69.09.69 November 1, 2010

keystoner 

A clueless touron from Pennsylvania (nickname: the Keystone State), usually from some obscure small town in central PA, who vacations in Ocean City in the summer and drives like a complete and total jackass on Coastal Highway, blocking traffic by going 20 MPH or less, not paying attention to anyone else around them, and cutting across three lanes of traffic without warning to make a turn (a.k.a., a "Pennsylvania left-hand turn"). They are also infamous for asking idiotic questions like "Where's the beach?", "How do I get to the Boardwalk?", and "Have you ever heard of a place called Seacrets?".
"Dude, some keystoner just pulled a Pennsylvania left-hand turn on Coastal Highway and caused a three-car accident."

"Some keystoners just asked me how to get to the beach."

Can also be used as an adjective: "I would have been here a half hour ago, but I got keystoned on Coastal Highway. Damn tourons." (keystoned = surrounded by keystoners going 20 MPH, and unable to pass.)
keystoner by OC Local July 1, 2007

keystoner 

A very safe roller derby team from Pennsylvania. Filled with laughter & good times.
Man 1: What's that ladder doing in the middle of the derby track?
Man 2: We should have a safety meeting about that.

Man 1: You are such a keystoner!
Man 2: Funny thing is, I dont even have a ladder!
keystoner by Nemesis5 February 2, 2025

Keystone Shit 

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.
Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.
Keystone Shit by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

keystone nacho 

When a plate of loaded nachos is delivered, the "keystone nacho" is the nacho chip that, when lifted from the platter, pulls the largest amount of toppings from the plate at once. The person who pulls the keystone nacho is hated, respected, and envied by all others at the table.
Comer found the keystone nacho and in one moment, he got the best bite of the whole dang plate!!
keystone nacho by Glamrockster December 11, 2016

Keystone Kops 

term used to describe an inept group of people for their mistakes and/or lack of coordination and/or inability to get things done. Comes from a series of silent movies made by the Keystone Film Company between 1912 and 1917 about a group of incompetent policemen and their various escapades.
I don't know about you, but in the past few years, it seems to me that every time there is a major crisis, the government runs around like the Keystone Kops!