Scrumtum 

V; to ejaculate or use your penis in any other way than sexual pleasure.

Also note the spelling change of "scrumtoad" when used in past tense (not participle).

Your mom likes it when I scrumtum for a bit before sex.

Scrumtum by They call me Jesus June 29, 2007

scrumtulescent 

More than delightful; More than brilliant; A made-up adjective used when no word can describe the perfection of something.

You are a blinding, brilliant light from Heaven. I am born anew in your genius. I was never the same again, nor indeed was the world, nor history, nor anything that the human eye has ever captured. If you've never seen "A Troll in Central Park" you must. It is like looking into the face of God & seeing him smiling back saying, "You are my most wonderous creation." That show was delightful, no no, it was brilliant, no no, there is no word that can describe it's perfection, so I'm going to make one up, in fact I'm going to do so right now: scrumtulescent.

-Will Ferrell as James Lipton on "Saturday Night Live"

scrumtulescent by Tonberry2k July 24, 2008

scruntum

Dr Ravindran Samuel Nathan Esq.

Rohan: "Ravindran is a scruntum".
Ethereal voices: "We concur".

scruntum by Slunny June 22, 2008

Scrumtush

Something that is good or bad, maybe neither, who knows

Bro 1: Dude thats scrumtushing

Bro 2: what the fuck did you just say to me

Scrumtush by LargeMannnnn May 14, 2022

Scrumdumtilious 

The act or being good, great, or scrumptious.

That was scrumdumtilious

Scrumdumtilious by Nikkiandrebecca October 22, 2019

scrumdumchillious 

very extravagant, delicious, excellent

person 1: dang! this fried chicken is scrumdumchillious! what did you season it with?

person 2: salt.

scrumdumchillious by grandpasbigtoe October 20, 2019

scrumdumptious 

Is a word representing an excessive amount of scrumptiousness or delicious to a strong amount. And delicious beyond belief.

That ass was scrumdumptious

scrumdumptious by Terry Winterbottom February 24, 2022