1. Professor Cuntburglar is a ghost; the wife of a witch.
2. When high on
marijuana a
game can be played entitled Professor Cuntburglar. One must sense who is being a Professor Cuntburglar and call them out on it; typically everyone will be able to notice the shift of the Professor inhabiting various
people in the room.
How he shifts:
Being a Professor Cuntburglar is to be a Professor Cuntburglar. Also, to be a Professor Cuntburglar is being a Professor Cuntburglar.
John:
Taylor is such a Professor Cuntburglar right now
Chris: Such a Professor Cuntburglar
Taylor: I hate you so much, choke on a dick
John &
Chris: Ok, Professor.