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jimmybeefcakes 

The dark side of james bernhard that only comes out when he’s mad, depressed, or in the mood to fuck somebodys day up.

Last summer jimmybeefcakes almost killed James Bernhard through alchohal poisoning.

Jimmybeefcakes commonly comes out after his annoying ass ex pisses him off. Once she’s gone he usually breaks something in joes backpack or moves shit around because apparently fucking with joe is a good solution to his problems. Why the fuck couldn’t he have died over the summer.
Jimmybeefcakes just fucking broke my crack batt with spray deoederant why was even mad at me
jimmybeefcakes by Nick nusey November 30, 2018

jimmydean nipple 

This is for an assholeish fat guy in everyone's school.Their nipples are so big,they look like slabs of Jimmy Dean sausage on their tits.
Corey,let me touch your Jimmy Dean sausage nipples

JimmyDeaning 

The act of pleasuring yourself with a Jimmy Dean sausage in a grocery store, like Walmart or Albertson's.
Shaniqua Johnson was caught JimmyDeaning herself in a Louisiana Walmart bathroom.
JimmyDeaning by CABounty December 20, 2015

JimmyWeester

When a jimmy thinks hes a cocky son of a bitch, and gets caught lackin because he didnt have his schmeedle tucked
Fleebin got JimmyWeestered when josh pulled up on him with the frozen poop sock and whalloped him in the cocksucker

JimmyNeedsRice

A person name Jimmy that needs rice.
JimmyNeedsRice because it is good.

JimmyBee-gollygosh! 

Fist fucked up the bum

JimmyBee-gollygosh!
No spit no lube dudes just bend ova kasanovas and git ready cause im brining it around - who first for JimmyBee-gollygosh!