the fuckingawe-inspiring pertinence of something suitably conveyed amongst the bros.
Fuck Johnathan, packing that eight bowl last night while our dim-witted whores of friends argued over mundane and outright absurd shit was so abropriate.
The act of urinating into a sleeping persons face to the point that they wake up. If the urinator is asked ‘What are you doing?’ The proper response would be ‘Pissin’. Also known as a Hellion Hello.
That lazy bastard Dean wouldn’t wake up for work so I gave him an Ambrose Alarm Clock. That got him up.