A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every
time they open their mouth there is an
excuse as to why they are
late and never end up making it.
The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.
I just called Marin to see why he was
late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was
late. I don't
think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.