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Squatrock 

1. Adj. Similar to the word Douchebag.
As soon as someone squats down to prevent the spilling of something, they are known as a Squatrock
A very amusing nickname, never gets old
Meant to be an insult
Hey! What's up Squatrock!

Dude, shut the fuck up squatrock
Squatrock by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy November 6, 2006
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Squattopee 

this term would be used to describe someone who shouldn't be given the right to be called a man, Aka a real vagina..
Wow dave is such a squattopee for not hunching that chick last night..
Squattopee by Mostlegit July 4, 2009
Squatto - Mining Term used for old dead wood in the camp. Stories talking themselves up about how "hardcore" or how they been here for "fifty years". Typical Squatto appearances are "unkept hair and facial hair, missing teeth, usually drink VB and XXXX Beer and tell manly stories all night about them selves. Typical stories will always supercede what ever story you tell them.
cletus - look at that squatto over there talking himself up

Shamus - yeh typical squatto.. wouldnt even get a second look in perth you would have him confused with a young buskie at freo station.
Squatto by gtp_vlbt1 January 12, 2011

squattop 

noun. a person of such utmost awesomeness that you will die in awe when you meet them.
I met squattop and died in awe.
squattop by RoflcopterSWASWASWA January 17, 2011

Squatrock 

A sexual position and or action. A woman is laying face down. Hips rolled so her ass and vagina are as accessible as possible. while the partner squats behind over her thighs and ass, inserting the penis in her ass or vagina allowing the use of his body weight to increase the force behind his thrusting for maximum penetration. However with extremely long members, some may not be able to completely insert due to lack of vaginal depth.
Chelsea: Wow your hard! Wanna fuck, I’m fixed you don’t need a condom, any position will be great!
BBC:Cool! Can you handle the SquatRock

Chelsea: We can try:
BBC:it’s like the Mexican BullDog -Lay facedown -ass up - I will squat over you and burry it inside ya! If your not deep enough, that’s what your ass is for!
Squatrock by Squirtysquirts November 29, 2023
John: Squatto? Who's that?
Squatto: One big handsome man..
John: Squatto..
Squatto by The Goon Queen August 9, 2024