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hyperverted 

Person who is highked up on touching someone on their private parts (ass,pussy,tities,etc).
That guy is so hyperverted on that girl.
hyperverted by Durr21 May 30, 2007

Hyperventejaculation 

The process of smothering a girl with a pillow, then after a short period, you remove the pillow, and as she gasps for air, you blow your load in her mouth, thus causing Hyperventejaculation.
So you take a girl home, she seems interesting enough, and to spice things up a bit you put a pillow over her head..."What the fuck!?" she may be thinking (maybe saying it too, but you'll probably just hear a muffled sound and some squealing). Make sure to get yourself ready for the final leg of the process, just as she thinks youre actually trying to kill her you remove the pillow; said girl lifts her head up and takes a huge intake of air, aswell as an entire load of seamen causing mild discomfort. Girls love it really.

The process of Hyperventejaculation is often made better when followed up by a round of sandwiches which the bitch is going to make for you. Otherwise follow up with a Black Eye.

hyperverse 

(Hi-per-verse)

Noun

A theoretical, Fifth-Dimensional plane of existance that contains one or more Multiverses within itself. Can be used as a replacement of Omniverse, or as a middle ground between the greater and lesser.
"Control of the Hyperverse is control over most possible existence"

Hypervertical 

To be taller than the average person. To have gone through a hyper growth spurt. See opposite: Vertically Challenged
Andy was 6'4" making him hypervertical.

Hyperverse 

A collective group of megaverses, which are close together and a small part of the multiverse.
'The hyperverse is a collective group of several megaverses (universal clusters), which are close together and make up only a small part of the entire multiverse.'
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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