screwdad

A miscellaneous piece of hardware that requires some sort of screw driving implement (be it a Phillips head, IKEA wrench or otherwise) to put it in its place. The term is a hybridization of screw and doodad.

Has anyone seen that screwdad we use to keep this amplifier bolted down to the rack?

screwdad by jrax May 29, 2007

Screwdaddy 

A nonsensical and inoffensive term used to describe people being annoying or stupid. Screwdaddy has no origin other than the fact that is the perfect sounding word to express someone's annoyance.

Friend: Sorry I ate your chicken kievs.

Beth: You're such a screwdaddy.

Screwdaddy by BtotheGtotheG January 2, 2018

screwdacorn 

A lesbian with a strap-on attached to her head. She runs around on her hands and knees and attacks her partner.

I like when me and my girlfriend play pin the tail on the screwdacorn.

screwdacorn by Botto October 27, 2006

Screwsade 

A play on the word "crusade;" to go on a warlike rampage for sex, ususally in groups of 5 or 6.

A group of college guys getting drunk, going clubbing and scoring some ass all weekend would be considered a screwsade.

Screwsade by THE.ALEX May 2, 2008

screwdaloo

a polite way of saying "fuck off"

so long, take care, screwdaloo!

screwdaloo by knitwitted March 6, 2010

Screwdation 

1. The state of being screwed.

2. Having a history of being cheated, bilked, or fooled.

3. Perpetual unfortunateness

Face it, we'll never get out of screwdation.

Screwdation by trench1b December 31, 2007

Screwdar 

The radar or "sixth sense" someone gets when they sense that two people have recently hooked up. Often times this is due to the people being overly friendly with each other, overly infatuated, or simply just awkward with one another.

This is very common with coworkers, or 2 people of the same group of friends.

Coworker 1: Man, did you see Jennifer and James at the department meeting yesterday? They were totally awkward with each other. They both kept on laughing nervously and shifting their weight any time one of them said something, and James was sweating balls! They used to be really comfortable with one another. I bet they are hooking up.

Coworker2: Yea, my screwdar was going off too! I bet they hooked up after everyone left the company party last Friday. They seemed pretty plastered.

Screwdar by Cat85 February 3, 2012