Metitis

Joining the mets team and playing like crap.

Referring to Met fans having ridiculously unrealistic views about their bad team.

Roberto Alomar caught Metitis and his career was finished.

Jeff Kent is a Metitis survivor and has gone on to have a great career.

Billy just said Jose Valentin is the best second baseman in the league, he must have Metitis.

Metitis by Mike Geesh May 24, 2007

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Motitis

A Cypriot influencer based in Leeds, UK.

Fan#1: Hey! Do you know Motitis?

Fan#2: omg duh who doesn't?

Fan#1: I always liked you...

Fan#2: What? why didn't you tell me?

Fan#1: ...

Fan#2: bye James

Motitis by Motitis May 20, 2019

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Metitis • methitis • Meditist • Motitis

methitis

Longing for a pipe of methamphetamine.

It's been so long, I have Methitis

methitis by Sweets73 September 19, 2016

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Methitis

This is a person who is doing meth with so many people, that there spreading the drug around like it's a disease

Hey, my grandpa said don't come over if your tweaking, because he don't want our family getting that methitis again.

Methitis by G.R. Knowledge January 23, 2018

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Meditist

A person who leads and teaches the art and understanding of meditation.

My new meditist taught much today about meditation!

Meditist by Abolucus March 30, 2026

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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