shreet 

A retard you ask to dance on a dare, who gets so excited he shits himself while dancing. You get bonus points if he is wearing white pants.

I won a cool 20 spot for making that ret a shreet.

shreet by webs71 May 10, 2007

Sheet Lightning 

When you sweep your hand across the bedsheets & little bursts of static electricity look like blue Lightning!

I Adore the Sheet Lightning that occurs when I clear the sheets of crumbs. That Sheet Lightning is Really something to see!!

Sheet Lightning by Starchylde September 5, 2016

sheet lightning 

When you sweep your hands across your bedsheets & the static electricity makes lightning~looking little flashes.

I love the sheet lightning from my bedsheets! It's So Cool & Awesome!

sheet lightning by Starchylde July 14, 2016

San Francisco Sheet Cake 

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

San Francisco Sheet Cake by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

sheets and funnel

Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana

Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!

sheets and funnel by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017

sheet whore 

That one inconsiderate retard who has no regard for anything and takes all of the sheets when you sleep together.

"Stop being such a sheet whore and share the blanket."

sheet whore by Allahu Akbar Nation Youtube April 27, 2017

Butt Sheets 

Underwear.

Karen couldn't wait to try on her new pink satin butt sheets.

Wanda had to wear old butt sheets since she didn't do laundry that week.

Debbie put on her lucky butt sheets for her job interview.

Butt Sheets by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015