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shijizzle 

When you shit and jizz at the same time
Damn Bryar I just shijizzled in my pants
shijizzle by Jess James May 14, 2019
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Spujizzikum 

used by gay men to bake muffins believed to make it taste better. Spujizzikum is actually cum mixed with a sugar alternative. a man or woman can beg for your Spujizikum.
"oh baby i want you SPUJIZIKUM!"
" these muffins are dilicious!"
"they are made with spujizzikum!"
(woman vomits or gay man gets down on his knees and sucks)
Spujizzikum by SPUJIZZIKUM February 22, 2010

spidizzle 

Yo, dude. I think there's a spidizzle on the ceiling.
spidizzle by DaBuggie July 14, 2019

spidizle 

a game where a bunch of kids(girls and boys)(usually) drive around in a car together.....before they do, they decide on some kind of sexual intercourse, when a kid sees a car with a broken head light, he or she must yell, "SPIDIZLE!" then he can pick anyone in the car to have the agreed sexual intercourse
I keep my broken head-light unfixed because i know a bunch of horny kids are getting lucky.
spidizle by ALe and WIL May 13, 2005

SkiJizzacum 

Don't know whether to use the word Jizz or Cum? then fear no more! Skijizzacum will help you!

Skuh - Jihzz - uh - cum
Lady: Hey babe want to Skijizzacum on my face tonight?
Man: I would love to!
SkiJizzacum by DavidFlysBoeing99 December 17, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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