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The state of an old person's computer system when it doesn't work perfectly.
"What's wrong with it?"
"I dunno, it's all haywire."
Haywire by PseudoEvolution June 28, 2008
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Noun- A soft malleable wire traditionally used to bale hay, but also for binding objects or as a simple and temporary repair.
My new machine is so simple it can be fixed with haywire and spit.
haywire by haywireoutfit March 14, 2013
People who go berserk.
I remember when I was young,I went haywire,when I lost at a videogame,and my neighbour heard me and came in to see what's going on.
Haywire by Toa Pohatu February 2, 2017
Haywire is when you start spazzing out and go crazy and move your head in a terrible way making horrendous noises. Haywiring can even get people around you killed if they don't look away from you soon enough.
Baby's haywire KILLED ME ON SPOT - Local Dead guy
Springtrap's haywire is just horrifying
Haywire by saKJADDS May 6, 2020
coolest band EVER!!!! check out their site at www.purevolume.com/haywire!!!
Dude1: Hey dude do you like food?
Dude2: Nope i like Haywire idiot
Haywire by drummer March 21, 2005
The state of a finished repair or construction project that has been engineered with ingenuity due to the parts or materials available, which also causes trouble later
I haywired the TV using a metal hanger and a pop can
haywire by ealanisg February 8, 2022