constripulos 

underachiever; also to use words in the wrong context.

You are so irritatingly constripulos.

constripulos by Michael Johnson September 1, 2003

constripulos 

A person who uses rather large words in order to sound smart, when they really aren't.

I wish he would use normal words instead of being constripulos cause we know he is really a moron.

constripulos by Andrea September 3, 2003

constripulator 

That lazy chode that cuts across lanes of a parking lot, only to miss your car by a inch, because their schedule can't accomodate an extra second to be courteous to other drivers.

That dang constripulator almost hit my '81 Honda.

constripulator by kstrachdeuce September 14, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008