mr monkey

a large pink fluffy monkey bummed by a young holly wally waffle

Holly Wally Waffle:(screaming)Mr Monkey i love you i dont want to leave you

by El-Pedro December 24, 2008

Mr Monkey Pants

A complete and utter cock who won't take no for an answer.

"He wasn't a shit awful boyfriend, or even a stalker, he was like mr monkey pants!"

by White Shadows August 8, 2006

Mr monkey

To down a drink, especially pint, very quickly

He’s only gone and mr monkeyed it.

by Mimickhickory599 January 18, 2023