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dongslaught

An onslaught of dong, or lots of dong being used in offensive measures to humiliate, irritate, or copulate. Usually associated with Omegle Video, Chatroulette, and band trips.
Naive little Charlie was corrupted by a dongslaught on Omegle Videochat.
dongslaught by dionisio August 13, 2010

dongalaphong 

Hey, are you dongalaphong?

*sign-language* what?

yes, you are dongalaphong
dongalaphong by Saaaaraaaahhhhh (= October 26, 2010

Dongalate 

To make something with-penis. to make something have a penis, in, on, around, or next to it
Dude, im going to dongalate lizzies mouth so much tonight
Dongalate by DJ Jizzwack September 24, 2010

Dongayahsoowomp 

Used Specifically for spewage at strangers in the east bay. This term is usually yelled at maximum volume at random people on the street in drive by fashion. The term was created by students at Albany High School in the class of 2019.
"DONGAYAHSOOWOMP!!!!"

*The wild MACHOKE is now confused

Dongslaughter 

After having sex with the pinnacle of vagina, you pull your duck out, scream DONGSLAUGHTER, and cut your penis off. Because you cannot fuck anything better.
Yo!! I just fucked Zach Wilson’s mom!!! I yelled Dongslaughter and cut my Dick off as I’ve reached the pinnacle.

Buddy, congrats man!!!
Dongslaughter by Seven people April 29, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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