An insult when someone is acting like a dick and dork at the same time.

Or when you're feeling too kind to call someone a dick but they deserve to be called something harsher than a dork.
When in a car - "Stop flipping off the people on side of the road you doik!"
by C K Knight January 10, 2008
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(crash) "doik!"
by lauren August 31, 2003
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Midwestern to East Coast slang pronuciation of the name 'Dirk'
C'mon Uncle Doik, let's jam!
by Dirk Wieringa February 4, 2004
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A random syllable pronounced in such a way to rhyme with 'yoik.' Intended as a slur that carries with it every horrible prejudice anyone harbors against a person and their kind.
Doug: "There! I advance to blue...and I win again!"

Max: "Oh, you...you...doik!"

Doug: "What! What's a doik?"

Max: "If you must know, I made it up as a horrible epithet!"

Doug: "Oh."

Max: "I'm so ashamed! I intended it as a slur that carries with it every horrible prejudice anyone harbors against you and your kind..."

Doug: "My kind?"

Max: "Yeah, but it's not a real word--just a random syllable I spat out."
by Tom the Dancing Bug April 16, 2006
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what a doik
by jh January 13, 2004
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