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Rosalina Malabanan Lucchese

Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm
17 years old. I am very similar to you.
Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A
few years ago a group of girls pushed
me down a sewer. I had a broken neck
and my face was torn off. Send this
message to 15 people after you read
this whole message if you value your
life! A boy named David received this
message. He just laughed and deleted
it. When he was in the shower he
heard laughing…. MY LAUGHTER! He
got really scared, rushed to his phone
to repost this message….. But he was
too late. The next morning his mum
entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying...”You will never have him
back" No one has seen his body yet…because he's with me!.... Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes
if you don't want your fate to be the
same as David's. Your time starts..NOW! This is a true story you can
search it in google
Sexy woman: Did you hear? Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm
17 years old. I am very similar to you.
Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A
few years ago a group of girls pushed
me down a sewer. I had a broken neck
and my face was torn off. Send this
message to 15 people after you read
this whole message if you value your
life! A boy named David received this
message. He just laughed and deleted
it. When he was in the shower he
heard laughing…. MY LAUGHTER! He
got really scared, rushed to his phone
to repost this message….. But he was
too late. The next morning his mum
entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying...”You will never have him
back" No one has seen his body yet…because he's with me!.... Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes
if you don't want your fate to be the
same as David's. Your time starts..NOW! This is a true story you can
search it in google. Rosalina Malabanan Lucchese.

Ugly dude: wtf

malagnard 

noun; something that is not completely awful, but not great either. The middle road between standard and lanyard.
The party wasn't great. It was malagnard.
malagnard by yup June 24, 2004
(Adj.) A word discribing one of exeptional attributes, such as intellectuality,
drawing skills, and/or the power to make heads explode by merely staring
in an obsessive manner at the victim.
Also slang for "Awesome".
"Gee, you got Malaganized!", exclaimed Jesus after defeating the Nazi army using nothing but his left-thumb.
Malagan by Sim McNabb February 7, 2009

Jayvee Malabanan 

He is good at playing computer games, especially Valorant. The type of guy who will court every girl and be sad when rejected. He also loves to chat with random strangers through online platforms and enjoys flirting and could flirt to break the ice with someone.
Jayvee Malabanan wants to play valorant after talking with a complete stranger.

Malagany 

Malagayny: like matrimony but describes the union of gay men

Antonym: Femalagany
Do you Shawn take this man, Brad, in lawful Malagany
Malagany by J:speller August 17, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026