Or, douché. Similar to touché. French, it's what you say to a douche - - after they attempt to smack you down with douchey repartee. By replying in this way, you acknowledge their intelligence, while reminding them of their douchiness.
Bruce: "Your dad is so gay."
Stephen: "It takes one to know one."
Bruce: "Douchay."
1.Fancy word for Douche. Usually said with a fancy, sophisticated English accent.
2.Something that Matt will name his dog because it's an awesome name.
3.Asshole
1. "You don't say. I think this book is rather dooshay"
2. "Yea i got a new dog. I'm totally naming him/her Dooshay"
3. "What a fucking dooshay"
"Yea man that guys an assdigger"
"Fuck him."
When one is being a Dooshay they are; 1. Acting as if they are better than someone else, 2. Not fulfilling or allowing a very simple task to be accomplished, 3. Being annoying or irritating. (See: Douche Bag)
When you are in a argument with someone, and they make a valid point. However, they are stillwrong and are being an obtuse dooshbag.
Me: Bullshit avoidance, why can't you answer my question?
Dooshbag: You said "Whatever" so I thought that meant the conversation was over.
Me: Since when did "Whatever" mean the conversation was over
Dooshbag sends an urban dictionary definition of whatever that reads: 'WHATEVER: Used in an argument to admit you are wrong without admitting it so the argument is over' (Scoring a hit... Touche')
Me: DOOSHAY
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.