polakia 

A place where Polaks live. The borders keep moving, so its hard to keep up with current boundaries.

His grandfather lived in Russia, but now his grandson lives in Polakia.

polakia by IamJob March 29, 2007

polakian shower 

When you go to bed and you wake up in a pile of grease and call it a shower.

Instead of showering derek just slicked back his greasy hair and told his mom he took a polakian shower

polakian shower by greasy pole 6969 June 22, 2012

potakian 

A slang term used to describe a women's vagina. It originate's from the hit UK TV comedy 'Bo' Selecta!' and is suited to a generic European accent.

Also, if asked to show your 'potakian', a gesture is made with the mouth to show an inside view of a vagina being tongued ('licked out' etc). This is done by pinching the the top lip with one hand, and the bottom lip with the other. The top lip is then pulled up, the bottom down, and the tongue is then wiggled within the hole.

'Let me see your potakian!' (then followed by the mouth gesture)

potakian by Fruitmarsh July 13, 2006

polackian 

adjective
of, or relating to, Polacks. usually quite cheap.

those polackian potatoes are a dime a dozen.
that builder used polackian cement.

polackian by cookiecutter February 14, 2007

polakian 

Ukrainian Christmas. Also known as THE Polakian.

You must attend this years POLAKIAN. TECHNOVIKING commands it.

polakian by cb517 January 11, 2008

polakian 

A person who resides in, or originates from the nation of Polandia.

Carl is a Polakian.

polakian by Plak Malinowski January 17, 2004

Polackian 

A person that eats polish sausages, they don't speak english, they live off the canadian welfare system.

Your mom is a a welfare loving Polackian.

Polackian by Distractedlife February 14, 2007