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Rubber Donkey 

Childs or immature adults game thought to have originated in Texas.

The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".This game can provide you with humorous stories for life. Enter with care.

Rules -
1. To play - each player must pinky shake with one another to be in "Rubber Donkey". One cannot strike another that he/she has not pinky shaked with.

2. The game is played 24 hours a day, seven days a week for life. To get out of the game a player must pinky shake again with all players he or she has entered the game with.

3.The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".

4. Strikes are with the fist to the torso area (no groin shots). An offender may be struck by one or multiple players, multiple times until the phrase "Rubber Donkey" is uttered by the offender. Stealth attacks are encouraged.

5. Other rules may be agreed upon by individual players and are between those players only. Strikes are with the fist unless agreed upon otherwise. (Dog Brothers may develop some interesting rules.)

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Rubber Donkey by BJJ December 15, 2008
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rubber donkey 

When you put a condom on a donkey then you fuck it
Elle really wanted to rubber donkey on Christmas Eve

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something that is crude and rude. It is a noun.
I would not fuck you with a rubber donkey dick. And or...that sucks rubber donkey dick.
rubber donkey dick by fluffer November 23, 2002

donkey rubber 

Shoving as many penises with condoms in a donkeys asshole as you can fit before getting kicked
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Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
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What a fucking nerd neck!

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Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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