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varkasaurus 

1. Perhaps one of the most kickass dinosaurs ever to roam the earth. Varkasaurus feeds only on human faces and/or pride. Humans fear and even, rarely, worship this rare creature. Even now it roams the earth. Slightly larger than your modern lion and a cousin of the velociraptor and perhaps Jesus.
2. someone who is undeniably awesome or otherwise kickass.

(note: Varkasaurus is sometimes shortened to vark or even lengthened to be related to the aardvark )
1. Oh my god, he is such a varkasaurus.

2. The rare varkasarus has finally been captured on film. Details at eleven.
varkasaurus by undeadzombieface December 15, 2008
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vagasaurus rex 

the greatest of all the ginasaurs.
John, quit being a vagasaurus rex, and go get that bitches number. FAG!

vanasaurus 

He is sexiest dinosaur of all, female dinosaurs are dying for him
vanasaurus: grrrawr
female dino: grrrawr
vanasaurus by vanasaurus69 January 18, 2021

Vagasaurus 

when a person can be declared the biggest pussy of them all..a vagasaurus
wow you could have got her number you vagasaurus
Vagasaurus by christophorus August 20, 2010

Vagasaurus Rex 

An aggressive vag eating animal (lesbian)
Wow I was attacked by a Vagasaurus Rex last night ;)
Vagasaurus Rex by Livvi s March 8, 2016

Vagasaurus Rex 

A young person not wanting to be adventurous and acting as if they are 80.
Hey Matt let go on all of the rollercoaster!

Matt: that won't be good for my ticker....
You are such a Vagasaurus Rex!
Vagasaurus Rex by littlemin January 19, 2021

Vergasaurus 

An extremely ugly person that is NOT gunna loose his/her verginity for a very long time.
Chelsea-Hey you know what I just realized about your brother Zak?

Jamesii-What?

Chelsea-He is totally a vergasaurus!!!

Jamesii-True that
Vergasaurus by JamesiiSlut March 31, 2009