shatter-faced 

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.

dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.

shatter-faced by mc rb March 23, 2007

Shatter My Face Bones 

being so enamored by a celebrity or idol, that you would let them cause you physical harm just to be in their presence

Tom Brady, I’ll do anything I’ll give up straws just tell me what you want me to do to have a football shatter my face bones into a million pieces

Shatter My Face Bones by cyberhighlands May 20, 2019

Shutter-face 

Well, basically, this is a verb. Sometimes it can be used as an insult, though it doesn't make any sense, it's just fun to say.. especially when no one knows what it means. Shutter-face pretty much means when a guy puts his penis in a girl's mouth, and she sucks. Or, as my friend likes to say it's 'masturbating with the mouth'.

This word combination originated not long ago when I was talking about a girl at the gas station to a friend, wanting her to 'shut her face'. My friend thought I had said 'shutter-face', which.. wasn't a word, so she made up a long story for me.. pretending it was a real word. The End.

Dude: "I got shutter-faced last night.."
Dude 2: "Yeah right!"
Dude: "I'm dead serious.."

Chick: "God that guy is such a shutter-face.."
Chick 2: "That doesn't really make any sense.."

Chick: "Shut your face!"
Dude: "What? You're gonna shutter-face me?"

Shutter-face by DanceToTheCadence December 24, 2008

face shitter 

One who frequently or just repeadtedly shits their face. They are failing in an effort to express a logical thought in words understandable by humans.

Guy #1 - Misspeaks
Guy #1 - Ahh let me start over
Guy #1 - Incoherent garble

Guy #2 - You're quite the face shitter tonight aren't you?

face shitter by Matt P - the non english one May 17, 2007

Sucked face Shitter 

The sucked in facial expression when a homeless scumbum desperately needs to shit and there not afraid to shit anywhere in public

Hey Patti,get on the next ferry cause it looks like a sucked face shitter splattered the deck with a vengeance.

Sucked face Shitter by DOT Employee April 3, 2021